A kind letter from Nicole to Chris 03/11/09..Still cracks me up.
Wednesday April 22, 2009.

Ok first of all, LMAO @ "listen here bitch!" that was priceless and I thank you for the laugh that came when reading that. Keep up the good work you low-life retard. Dance monkey dance! Second of all, She never fucking cheated on you. You guys were apart thanks to you. So that by definition is not cheating. Wow you can tell you didn't follow english and grammar skills in Vanderheyden. Maybe that's why they put you on the short bus...You're the one that got fucking married behind her back, got some chick knocked up and she was even sickened by you and left you. Don't you feel like you should die? I mean no woman wants to be with your sorry ass. I mean your ass probably is broke now thanks to Bubba in cell block 6. But then again you're bi and you love it. Go go butt pirates!

What is this wonderful woman you talk about? Was she on sale? Is she blind? Cuz I think that's the only way you'd get any female attention. I mean you are so not that great looking. I honestly have told Felicia she can do a whole lot better. Especially with someone from VH?! I just think she had a moment of insanity. Pretty sad I tell ya. Who's the slut here? Whenever you point a finger at someone, there's always three pointing back at you. Didn't understand that? Let me talk in retard terms.... Durrr uh see the hand has five fingers and when you point your pointer durrr finger at someone, there's 3 other fingers that, uh, durrr, in sort of like a fist and they are pointing back at you durrrr...If you need a visual, I'd be glad to show you.

Don't worry I have experience in dealing with special needs children. It's ok, don't cry we all need help sometimes. Now go get your special helmet and let's go get ice cream ya big idiot! Fe loved you so fucking much and you destroyed a great relationship due to being a worthless, no good, deadbeat dad in training. Your dick got the best of you huh? As for Fe, between you and her, I think you should be the one to kill yourself. I mean letting Bubba fuck you in the ass must be real embarassing when hanging out with your "homies" because they gotta notice the big ass inflatable doughnut you sit on for your hemroids. I hear Bubba gets out in 2 weeks. He'll be coming for ya you hot piece of man love!

I'm sorry but if you want step by step instructions on how to kill yourself, I will personally look up every single way online so you don't have to try to spell suicide. It's pretty easy remember when cutting yourself: cross the street, don't go down the road. See what I meant by that is you need to cut yourself across your arm, not down it. Again if you need visual references please feel free to contact me. I love me some special ed fuck ups. You're the low life scum that probably won't ever see your child cuz you're too busy trying to whore yourself for money. Hope it feels great. You could have had a great apartment with Fe. But thanks to you I get to move in now. So thanks for fucking up shithead! I'll be thinking of you when I use the bathroom. I might even get a plaque for it saying This is no longer called a John, but called a Chris. Hehe oh the possibilities.

So before you try to respond to this awesome more productive message than what you sent me, beware...you're probably blocked and everyone you try to get to harass me, will be blocked and copies will be made and given to the FBI. I love knowing so many law enforcement in NY. Hehe take care and remember...You don't yourself special, god does. Apparently he was off his rocker when he made you. HAHAHAHAHA ah gotta love them retards... - Nicole P.S. - Crack kills. Stop the drugs dude. Sure no one cares about you, but still when they do the autopsy you want it to be a clean urine test. And no that wasn't a threat. I mean if you do it right duh. = this way not || that way...


Nicole, Luana